• Me:*doesn't do his homework because he was at band until 9*
  • Me:*quits summer job because he has only one day a week that doesn't conflict with band*
  • Me:*goes home beat and exhausted every day*
  • Me:*complains about marching band all the time*
  • Me:YO (FRIEND) YOU SHOULD JOIN MARCHING BAND
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  • Most girls in fall:uggs sweaters and pumpkin spice lattes omg
  • Me in fall:marching band competitions and football friday nights omg
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murderousmarchingbandblog:

Dear musicians and marchers,

If you do not audition, there is zero percent chance that you will make it in. 

If no one has told you that you are good enough to go for it, here is your motivation. After all, part of succeeding is ability, but most of it depends on your drive to make it. 

So go for it. Give it a shot. Here is your sign to go out and do it. 

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  • Me:*gets out of casket and walks out of own funeral*
  • Family and friends:"Where are you going?"
  • Me:"I have band."
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Where words fail, music speaks.

Hans Christian Anderson (via tumorsandmusic)
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the members of an orchestra

  • violins I:we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
  • violins II:why do we always get the boring parts
  • flutes:we're so lonely
  • piccolo:lol fk your ears
  • french horns:and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
  • oboes:IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
  • violas:evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
  • trumpets:wats 'p'
  • trombones:wats quiet
  • cellos:im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
  • bassoons:im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
  • clarinet:*squeaks*
  • timpani:EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
  • bass clarinet:lol where am i
  • tuba:*waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
  • harp:im just a more sophisticated piano
  • piano:FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
  • english horn:im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
  • basses:semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
  • cornets:trumpet wannabe
  • cymbals:BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
  • xylophones:am i meant to be here?
  • triangles:
  • bass drum:MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
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thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

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drumcorpshero:

1996 Concord Blue Devils Allentown, PA Victory Concert - Part 2 of 2

INDULGE

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detail-swag-hace:

band kids raise your hand if you’ve ever thought long and hard about how you murder someone using only your instrument

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